I am sick today. My sick coworker, on friday, refused to go home and so I caught his filthy germs. Now I have sore throat meats, stingy eye holes and leaky face tubes. Also Sneezy and Dopey dwarves have come to live in the 12' travel trailer that is doubling for my head today. They brought Snotty, Runny, Achey, Chilly, Crampy and Grumpy to stay, too. None of them took off their shoes.
I didn't feel like taking them all to work with me, so I stayed home where I am now, watching them drink all my beer, use up my shampoo and try on my clothes. Bastard dwarves.

In other news, peanut butter gives me heartburn. Film at 11.